Install Theme

Your web-browser is very outdated, and as such, this website may not display properly. Please consider upgrading to a modern, faster and more secure browser. Click here to do so.

Ready for my close-up.

Feb 14 '12
Enjoy your holiday, saps.

Enjoy your holiday, saps.

Jan 27 '12
Do you realize…

that everyone

you know

someday

will die?

…

Does this look like the face of a killer?

Do you realize…

that everyone

you know

someday

will die?

Does this look like the face of a killer?


Jan 24 '12

OOC:

((Sorry I haven’t been keeping up. I wanted to do at least nice-quality drawings for every answer, and I’m sitting on a few half-done right now…but I’ve been sort of busy, had a touch of art block and now I just got some commissions. It’s my only source of income for the moment and it takes precedence over this blog, so I might either hold off entirely until they’re all done or be posting only text answers or doodles. I’m very, very sorry, and I really do want to continue this, so thanks for sticking with me and being patient. Your questions are all really awesome and fun to come up with answers to, and I look forward to getting through them all.))

Jan 16 '12
I try to avoid taking on the role of any well-known criminals when I’m trying to stay hidden from the Batman, you follow?
That said, the ones close to them that they show on the boobtube ain’t exempt from my repertoire. Now, strange things…really depends on who ya ask. I’ll get to that in a sec.

Not in the least. As a matter of fact…

I find it much easier to get what I want without arousing suspicion when a woman’s touch is applied.
I guess breaking men’s hearts (and their banks) is a strange thing to do for a man, but for a woman, especially a pretty one….it’s just a way of life.
Maybe I should avoid picking the married ladies, though.

I try to avoid taking on the role of any well-known criminals when I’m trying to stay hidden from the Batman, you follow?

That said, the ones close to them that they show on the boobtube ain’t exempt from my repertoire. Now, strange things…really depends on who ya ask. I’ll get to that in a sec.

Not in the least. As a matter of fact…

I find it much easier to get what I want without arousing suspicion when a woman’s touch is applied.

I guess breaking men’s hearts (and their banks) is a strange thing to do for a man, but for a woman, especially a pretty one….it’s just a way of life.

Maybe I should avoid picking the married ladies, though.

Jan 16 '12
Well, even before…all this, I had my fair share of crazy dames that would come after me.
Now, though…


I can’t imagine why it’s gotten worse.

Well, even before…all this, I had my fair share of crazy dames that would come after me.

Now, though…

I can’t imagine why it’s gotten worse.

Jan 15 '12

C’mon, what with the constant whining and patronizing? How could I miss him? He was just a stand-in. Nothing else.

He was the first person to see me like this.

First one to get disgusted, too.

It was pretty sorry to watch him try and keep me together.

Tryin’ to save his own career even when I was all messed up.

He was always hanging all over me and sucking up the limelight.

I did appreciate that he stuck his neck out to help with my revenge on Dagget.

I didn’t appreciate that he was always making me dinner and acting like my ma.

I mean, jeez. That guy even really felt bad for me after everything I put him through. What a sap. You’d think he was…

Jan 13 '12
Let me ask you something. Say you flex a bicep, right? Try holdin’ it flexed for hours, without relaxing or resting for even a minute.
It takes a lotta focus and a lotta willpower to change into anything but this…monster.
On that note…

As a matter of “how long”, I can keep my shape for precisely…

Ahem, well…I’ve never had a reason to measure. I estimate a few hours at the most, but it varies depending on how tired I am, how determined I am to keep up appearances…
And how much I care about keeping in-character.

Let me ask you something. Say you flex a bicep, right? Try holdin’ it flexed for hours, without relaxing or resting for even a minute.

It takes a lotta focus and a lotta willpower to change into anything but this…monster.

On that note…

As a matter of “how long”, I can keep my shape for precisely…

Ahem, well…I’ve never had a reason to measure. I estimate a few hours at the most, but it varies depending on how tired I am, how determined I am to keep up appearances…

And how much I care about keeping in-character.

Jan 13 '12

wyrmy:

askthemanofamillionfaces:

MY.

NAME.

IS.

CLAYFACE.

Sorry what was that? I don’t think I heard you. :D

Jan 13 '12

doxyofthedamned reblogged your photoset: I like action! Anything with explosions, drama and…

So any movie where being able to act isn’t the priority? Makes sense… Just kidding, Matt. erm. Clay.

You watch a lot of Nicolas Cage movies, don’cha?

Jan 13 '12

I like action! Anything with explosions, drama and weapons is a picture worth seein’.